"Wait, they don’t love you like I love you."
– Yeah Yeah Yeahs [♬]

"I am currently suing NBC. Law and Order are trademarked names for my left and right legs."
– fakechucknorris on Twitter

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
– shitmydadsays (a must follow on Twitter)